There are folks who are a bit to the right of my Unitarian Universalist leanings and I try to be considerate of them. Some of them even vote. Some of them even voted for Bush, the most moral.
I turn to Reverend James Rutz for food for thought today. Jim warns us to beware of the Devil's food. I trust Jim because he's the whitest ol' boy I read today and his whole story can be read here.
He sez the devil's food is soy. He sez "soybean products are feminizing."
More things Jim sez:
- Soy causes homosexuality
- Soy produces heart problems
- Soy causes excess fat and obesity
- Soy causes cancer in children
- Soy causes breast cancer
Rev. Jim sez a bit more, with the last two words being: "avoid tofu."
Beginning tomorrow I go back to being a liberal and will again belittle stupid right-wing evangelical mind---ks.
AMEN!
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