Saturday, April 01, 2006

The Project - Part Three

BEFORE I BEGIN TODAY'S COLUMN...A SHORT NOTE FOR MY READERS:

HOW IS IT POSSIBLE TO SUE SOMEONE WHO STATES UP FRONT---

"THAT THEY ARE FULL OF BOLOGNA"???
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As the water level on Lake Winnebago recedes pilings for the new 10-lane elevated freeway will be built. It will run from Appleton to Fond du Lac right through the center of the lake bed "tunneling" through the giant sturgeon landmark. The highway will eventually connect Green Bay to Milwaukee in a more direct route taking some of the load off Hy.41. An interesting note on this: It will be built so that traffic can be routed 'one-way' in all ten lanes on football Sundays when the Packers play the Bears. Who'd a thought such an improvement was possible?

THE WINNEBAGO VALLEY MALL

The new mall will make that one in Minnesota seem like a corner convenience store. Say goodbye to the Mall of America and hello to the world's longest mall. Our new mall will rival and even top the Great Wall of China. Imagine this. The mall will run from Fond du Lac to Appleton under the elevated highway! It will even resemble the Great Wall of China and attract a lot more tourists to Wisconsin. It's like they say...Keep Wisconsin Green---Bring Money. The elevated freeway will have exits every 1/4-mile so you can shop 'til you drop all day long and then some.

That's all I have time for today. I have things to do, places to be, and legs to pull. Stay tuned. DNR concerns, the world's largest aquarium, Sturgeon spearing 365-days a year and more.

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